Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
there is glitter all over my balls
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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