i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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