everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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