But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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