google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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