But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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