not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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