I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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