real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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