So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
