We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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