No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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