well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My ass is underappreciated
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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