yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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