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Wipe that smile off your face.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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