she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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