We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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