is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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