I wish I could punch you in the face.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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