First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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