You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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