the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I could make wine with my vomit
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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