Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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