ugly people sure do ruin things
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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