Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Randomize
