why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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