I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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