just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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