im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This is classic penis vs brain.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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