I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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