six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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