8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
