are you still at the devil's house?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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