I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I look better un-naked...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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