we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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