I'm jealous of your bromance
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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