It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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