***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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