i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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