let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.