She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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