mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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