i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.