this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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