Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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