We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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