i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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