Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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