Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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