I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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