Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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