So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
When are your genitals available?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
