you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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