Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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